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28 Pages
Comic-book style
6x8 Inches
High-quality thick board book
ISBN Registered
979-8-218-51125-8
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About The Book
Women Decoded: A Man's Survival Handbook
Women Decoded is a 28-page, comic-style manual for surviving love, confusion, and those infamous four words: "We need to talk."
It looks like a joke-but this is the most honest book you'll read all year. Printed in high-quality thick board book format (6x8 inches), it's designed to help you understand what she says, decode what she means, and survive another day.
What's Inside
•From A to Z: 26 Pages of Relationship Translations
•Comic-book style layout
•No fluff, just funny
•Certificate of Completion (frame it like your life depends on it)
Who's It For?
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Boyfriends who think "I'm fine" means she's fine
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Husbands who never see it coming
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Dads who want a laugh
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Young men coming of age-because NOBODY teaches this in school
Yes, it's a great gag gift. But it's also a sneakily wise one.
Ready to Decode?
Get your copy now and start understanding what she really means.
Eduard & Andra Florea are a husband-and-wife duo who've survived years of marriage, misunderstandings, and mismatched expectations-together.
Eduard, an engineer and DIY enthusiast, came up with the idea as a joke. Andra, the sharper half, made sure it was actually accurate.
They live in California with their two boys, a shared sense of humor, and a deep understanding that "Do whatever you want" rarely means that.
Real Reviews
See what readers are saying about Women Decoded
"Women Decoded reads like a 1950's comic book, with witty responses to common conversations with your spouse or significant other. As we age, wisdom is grown on us from all our experiences, good and bad. For my own reasons and experiences, this book couldn't be more truthful. And that's what makes this the perfect gift for the boys turning into men."
DuraMtr
Amazon Customer
"I purchased the book directly from the seller. This is such a fun book to give for a birthday, holiday or engagement party!
Everytime I flip through it, I notice another phrase that I often use. The definitions are spot on! My personal favorite is "K. - This single letter is loaded with more attitude than an entire paragraph." So true!!"
Meghan
Customer
"The book quality is great and the content is hilarious. It's a perfect for-fun gift or to have lying around to entertain guests. Each page gives a good laugh and I'd definitely recommend it!"
Chad
Amazon Customer
5.0 / 5.0
Perfect Amazon Rating
The reviews are still coming in, but so far we're holding a perfect 5-star rating on Amazon.
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Shipping & Fulfillment
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If you order through our site:
Ships via USPS within 1–2 business days
Delivery is usually 2–5 days across the U.S.
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Prime eligible
Most orders arrive next day
Tracking info is sent as soon as it ships. No guessing, no delays.
Returns & Refunds
If your book arrives damaged or you're not happy with it for any reason, just email us.
We'll make it right-no stress, no hassle.
Frequently Asked Questions
Everything you need to know about Women Decoded
Is this actually a real book or just a gag?
It's both. It looks like a joke-but it's a real, high-quality printed book. 28 pages, glossy pages, made to last (unlike some relationships).
Who is this book for?
Husbands, boyfriends, groomsmen, dads, or any man who's ever heard "I'm fine" and panicked. Also great for teenage boys who need a head start.
What size is the book?
It's 6x8 inches-small enough to read in one sitting, big enough to make an impact.
Can I give this as a serious gift?
Absolutely. It's funny on the surface, but there's truth buried in every page. Laughter + wisdom = a solid gift.
Do you ship fast?
Yes! If you buy through this site, orders ship via USPS within 1–2 business days. If you're in the Sacramento area, delivery usually takes 1–2 days. Outside the area? Expect 2–5 days nationwide. Prefer Amazon? The book is Prime eligible with next-day delivery available in most areas.
Is there a digital version?
Nope. This one's meant to be held, flipped through, and laughed over in real life.
What if I don't like it?
If it arrives damaged or you're not happy, email us and we'll make it right. We stand by our paper and our punchlines.
Is it safe to give this to my wife or girlfriend?
Only if she has a sense of humor. But honestly, most women laugh harder than the men-because they know it's all true.
Will this book fix my relationship?
No. But it might help you understand why she said "nothing" and then didn't talk to you for three days.
Can I read this in one sitting?
Yes. It's short, funny, and designed to be flipped through. Read it cover to cover or just scan for danger phrases.
Do I need to read the whole alphabet?
Technically no, but skipping "W" (We need to talk) is a rookie move.
Is this appropriate for teenagers?
Absolutely. In fact, giving this to a teenage boy might prevent at least three future breakups.
Is this based on science?
Not exactly. It's based on years of lived experience, awkward silences, and the universal truth that tone and actions matters more than words.
Is there a sequel?
Not yet-but if the 5-star reviews keep coming, we're thinking about a full-length encyclopedia: 300+ pages decoding everyday relationship scripts. Also Men Decoded, Kids Decoded, and everything in between. So many books, so little time.
Still have questions?
We're happy to help with anything you're curious about.
It started as a joke. Eduard had an idea for a funny little book that decoded all the confusing things women say-mostly because he kept hearing them and reacting the wrong way.
He brought it up to his wife, Andra. She laughed… then said, "Absolutely not." Then she started editing. A lot.
What came next was months of playful (and sometimes passionate) debates over phrases like "I'm fine", "Do whatever you want", and "Nothing's wrong".
Eventually, Women Decoded: A Man's Survival Handbook was born-equal parts sarcasm, truth, and self-preservation.
It's printed in beautiful thick glossy board book style, professionally bound, and shipped by the same hands that wrote it. Every page was crafted to make you laugh, nod in painful agreement, and maybe… just maybe… learn something that keeps you out of trouble.
This isn't a factory-made novelty item. It's a labor of love, built by a real couple who've had real arguments-and somehow still like each other.
So if you're reading this, thanks for being curious. We hope you laugh, pass it on, and maybe even survive another day.
- Eduard & Andra
From Idea to Reality
The images below feature real moments from our journey bringing this book to life.
Eduard designing the book.
Early prototype of the book.
Sneak peak in the factory.
Delivered to the garage!
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Whether you're a gift shop owner, bookstore manager, or hosting a local event-Women Decoded is a guaranteed conversation starter.
If you're local to Sacramento, CA, please reach out! We're happy to work out a no upfront cost, no hassle, win-win setup to get books in your space with minimal risk.
Let's make it easy for you to sell something that gets people talking-and laughing.
